Show Notes

In this episode of "When Aliens Come to Tea," your host Felix Andromeda welcomes the legendary Ziggy the Time-Traveling Tour Guide for an unforgettable journey through the perils and pitfalls of temporal tourism.

Topics Discussed

• Breaking News: The Galactic Council's interdimensional travel ban
• Time-Travel Disasters: Jaw-dropping tales of temporal tourism gone awry
• The Selfie Stick Incident: How a simple photo nearly rewrote the age of dinosaurs
• The Souvenir Catastrophe: One tourist's memento that almost prevented Earth from existing
• Woodstock Crash: What really happened when Time Lords crashed the legendary festival
• Professional Insights: Quantum entanglement, temporal paradoxes, and responsible time travel
• Weather Update: Comet Channing's weekly intergalactic forecast

Featured Segments

Ziggy the Time-Traveling Tour Guide shares:

• Essential dos and don'ts of responsible time travel
• Professional insights on quantum entanglement
• Tales from the temporal tourism trenches
• Why some eras are permanently off-limits

Comet Channing delivers your weekly intergalactic weather forecast, including:

• Warnings of rogue comets
• Cosmic smog alerts
• Interdimensional storm patterns

Episode Highlights

"From the breaking news about the Galactic Council's interdimensional travel ban to jaw-dropping tales of time-travel gone awry, this episode explores the dangerous reality behind galactic history's most popular tourist attraction."

Perfect For Fans Of

• Douglas Adams
• Doctor Who
• Anyone who's ever wondered what could go wrong when you mix tourists with time machines