Cosmic Chronicles
Felix’s field notes, S.T.E.E.P.’s analyses, episode deep dives, and other transmissions from the wider universe of tea and extraterrestrials.
Zorp Glorbax Reviews: Human "Small Talk
Alien bureaucrat baffled by human small talk: 'You discuss weather you CONTROL?!' Files 127 citations for wilful information inefficiency.
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More Musings
Meet Narla Bzultr: the gelatinous archaeologist who literally falls apart for history! This tentacled Zenzian unearths cosmic mysteries & dad jokes.
Lumin botanist Kriff Quasar discusses rebuilding after loss, why humans imprison plants in pots, and that time they thought they were a mushroom.
Kriff Quasar: Color-shifting alien botanist who turned cosmic tragedy into intergalactic seed quest. WACTT Episode 33's profound guest.
Cyborg analyst Unit 734 discovers human emotions aren't glitches but features, hilariously analyzing everything from karaoke to crying at ads
Meet the alien analyst who discovered feelings aren't bugs but features through hilariously clinical observations of human illogic.
Former data thief Roric Slade explains why human baking shows are 'performative inefficiency' & graduation caps are brain dampeners