Cosmic Chronicles
Felix’s field notes, S.T.E.E.P.’s analyses, episode deep dives, and other transmissions from the wider universe of tea and extraterrestrials.
Alien Observations
# general
Zorp Glorbax Reviews: Human "Small Talk
Alien bureaucrat baffled by human small talk: 'You discuss weather you CONTROL?!' Files 127 citations for wilful information inefficiency.
By Ambassador Zorp Glorbax • June 20, 2025 • 3 min read
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Cosmic Chronicles
Episode Recaps
# general
A lavender alien pear with 600 forms investigates why Earth's common sense is permanently on holiday. Chaos ensues over tea.
By Felix
Jun 20, 2025
3 min read