Cosmic Chronicles
Felix’s field notes, S.T.E.E.P.’s analyses, episode deep dives, and other transmissions from the wider universe of tea and extraterrestrials.
Zorp Glorbax Reviews: Human "Small Talk
Alien bureaucrat baffled by human small talk: 'You discuss weather you CONTROL?!' Files 127 citations for wilful information inefficiency.
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Cosmic Chronicles
Meet Roric Slade: ex-spy from Callisto Prime who analyzes biscuits for threats & thinks graduation caps prevent brain explosion.
STEEP analyses alien ambassador's romantic paperwork addiction. Efficiency rating: -47%. Decorative eye writes better poetry than main brain.
3 days of prep for 3.7 seconds of tea - when does ritual eclipse purpose? Ambassador Zorp explores the efficiency vs meaning paradox
Meet Zorp Glorbax: anxious lavender pear alien who files citations against reality while investigating why common sense keeps going on vacation.
Ambassador Zorp filed 127 citations for Earth's missing common sense, from "aggressive perpendicular angles" to Earl Grey's emotional capacity.